I Will Drink a Vodka Diet Coke

I will drink Taylor Swift's favorite cocktail, Vodka Diet Coke, a cocktail I like to call the Zeena LaVey. Now, she wove this bone-chilling detail into her 73 Questions video for Vogue in the midst of her Diet Coke sponsorship, so there is a very large possibility that she only said that to get paid. However...I also kind of believe that Taylor Swift drinks Vodka and Diet Coke together! In the same cup! Obviously, the peak of her Diet Coke deal was when she pretended to drink Diet Coke while on a Knicks date with Karlie knowing full well she would be photographed in the front row, but now that she's not dancing with her hands tied to a beverage, who knows!

If you would like me to drink six diet coke and vodkas, you can purchase this item six times and I will be forced to suffer through all of them. Them's the rules. After I try this noxious beverage, I will review it in all its gory detail in this here newsletter.