I Will Order a Vodka Diet Coke in Public
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I will order a Vodka Diet Coke at a dive bar on the east side. Like, I will talk to an actual human person and say the words, "Please, sir, I would like your finest Diet Coke and Vodka. Take my money." I will also tip them extra for having to create something so embarrassing. all of them. Them's the rules. After I try this noxious beverage, I will review it in all its gory detail in this here newsletter.
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